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		<title>Case 234: Ozymandias</title>
		<link>https://noise.getoto.net/2016/07/10/case-234-ozymandias/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Codeless Code]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2016 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[


The nun Hwídah has composed this uncharacteristically
somber sonnet for your contemplation:

     I chanced upon an ancient cache of code:       
     a stack of printouts, tall as any man,         
     that in decaying boxes had been stowed.      ...]]></description>
		
		
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		<title>Case 233: The Falling and the Rising Rain</title>
		<link>https://noise.getoto.net/2016/07/04/case-233-the-falling-and-the-rising-rain/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Codeless Code]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2016 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Two monks were arguing about the best way to implement two
somewhat-similar workflows in their application.  They went to the
visiting master Suku to settle their dispute.

The first monk said,
     “I believe we should implement both workflows separat...]]></description>
		
		
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		<title>Case 232: Education</title>
		<link>https://noise.getoto.net/2016/06/19/case-232-education/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Codeless Code]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2016 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[For years the young monk Djishin had been apprenticed to
old master Banzen. Although this was a privilege it
brought Djishin little joy, for lately the master had been
growing visibly irritated with the young monk.  Yet the monk
could not fathom the re...]]></description>
		
		
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		<title>Case 231: Laziness</title>
		<link>https://noise.getoto.net/2016/06/12/case-231-laziness/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Codeless Code]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2016 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The head monk of the Swooping Falcon Clan asked master
Banzen for assistance with a difficult customer.  The
customer was a maker of silk-and-bamboo kites, and the
clan’s application allowed her to curate her large online
catalog.

“I simply cannot mak...]]></description>
		
		
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		<title>Case 230: All Together Now</title>
		<link>https://noise.getoto.net/2016/06/06/case-230-all-together-now/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Codeless Code]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2016 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The Hungry Worm Clan was building a website
for a craftsman who made custom farming tools.
Young master Zjing was reviewing the code
of their three developers.

“I do not understand the purpose of the LatestSellByDate property
in your shopping cart’s P...]]></description>
		
		
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		<title>Case 229: The Recommended Approach</title>
		<link>https://noise.getoto.net/2016/05/30/case-229-the-recommended-approach/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Codeless Code]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 May 2016 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A certain monk heard that master Suku knew the secret of
designing code for maximum reusability.  But whenever the
monk begged the master to share her wisdom, Suku only walked
away.  Exasperated, the monk asked one of Suku’s three
apprentices for help....]]></description>
		
		
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		<title>Case 228: The Trembling Giant</title>
		<link>https://noise.getoto.net/2016/04/17/case-228-the-trembling-giant/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Codeless Code]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2016 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[After one of master Kaimu’s lectures, a monk approached
the master and said: I am bored of this endless talk of
coding practices, of tools and techniques.  It is said you
know much about artificial intelligence&#8212;say something
about that.

Kaimu gr...]]></description>
		
		
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		<title>Case 227: You Are What You Eat</title>
		<link>https://noise.getoto.net/2016/04/10/case-227-you-are-what-you-eat/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Codeless Code]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2016 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Now that the Temple had adopted the Agile Way, its analysts,
developers, and testers had been reorganized into
many Tiny Clans.   Each Tiny Clan had been given the freedom
to develop its applications in whatever manner it saw fit.

It was still the tas...]]></description>
		
		
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		<title>Case 226: Spring, Fall</title>
		<link>https://noise.getoto.net/2016/03/14/case-226-spring-fall/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Codeless Code]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2016 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[On the Monday after the first budding of spring, the
entire Temple was called to assembly in the Great Hall by
old Madame Jinyu, the Abbess Over All Clans And Concerns.
Not a single person was excused&#8212;indeed, two desperately ill
monks were carrie...]]></description>
		
		
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		<title>Case 225: The Three Most Terrifying Words</title>
		<link>https://noise.getoto.net/2016/03/06/case-225-the-three-most-terrifying-words/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Codeless Code]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Mar 2016 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The nun Hwídah was eating lunch with her clan when a
senior monk approached, seeking her aid with a production issue.
Not wishing to disturb the others, the senior monk bent down
to whisper in Hwídah’s ear.

“Ah,” said Hwídah, rising from the table.
“T...]]></description>
		
		
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		<title>Case 224: Unsupported Accusations</title>
		<link>https://noise.getoto.net/2016/02/21/case-224-unsupported-accusations/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Codeless Code]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2016 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[While passing by the temple’s Support Desk, the nun
Hwídah heard of strange behavior in a certain
application.  Since she had been appointed by master
Banzen to assist with production issues, the nun
dutifully described the symptoms to the application’...]]></description>
		
		
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		<title>Case 223: Hidden Costs</title>
		<link>https://noise.getoto.net/2016/02/15/case-223-hidden-costs/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Codeless Code]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2016 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[


As punishment for
implementing an unusual solution to a problem,
the nun Satou had been ordered by master Banzen
to pose motionless in the entryway of his office
each day, pretending to be a coat stand.

Each new visitor that entered would invariabl...]]></description>
		
		
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		<title>Case 222: Stand-In</title>
		<link>https://noise.getoto.net/2016/01/31/case-222-stand-in/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Codeless Code]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2016 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[


After the nun Satou had corrected her code,
she returned to Java master Banzen and asked that he
review it.

“So,” said Banzen, squinting at the latest revision.
“You now obtain your ‘hash of the pages contents’
by taking the byte-array that holds t...]]></description>
		
		
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		<title>Case 221: Indigestion</title>
		<link>https://noise.getoto.net/2016/01/25/case-221-indigestion/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Codeless Code]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2016 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[


Java master Banzen was reviewing the code of a web
application when he came across a new HTTP filter authored
by his apprentice Satou.  The old master called her
to his office.

“You have begun including an ‘ETag’ header with each page
you send,” sa...]]></description>
		
		
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		<title>Case 220: The Two Hard Things</title>
		<link>https://noise.getoto.net/2016/01/18/case-220-the-two-hard-things/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Codeless Code]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2016 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[


A junior monk said to master Kaimu: One of the
Patriarchs claimed that there are “only two hard things” in
our craft.  What are these “two hard things”?

Kaimu answered: You only need to remember that the first
hard thing is called “cache invalidati...]]></description>
		
		
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