Workers – Noise https://noise.getoto.net The collective thoughts of the interwebz Wed, 14 Oct 2026 13:00:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.1.3 Inside Hyperdrive: How we solved a rare Hyperdrive MySQL caching bug https://noise.getoto.net/2026/10/14/inside-hyperdrive-how-we-solved-a-rare-hyperdrive-mysql-caching-bug/ Wed, 14 Oct 2026 13:00:00 +0000 http://noise.getoto.net/?guid=f7b85e5c7dc6ca826f977319e7d56bc4 Under the hood, off the hot path: How D1 scales to millions of databases https://noise.getoto.net/2026/10/13/under-the-hood-off-the-hot-path-how-d1-scales-to-millions-of-databases/ Tue, 13 Oct 2026 16:20:18 +0000 http://noise.getoto.net/?guid=9a04dc7a6c9c7f3fa296c02fed3af961 Introducing on-demand CPU and memory profiling with flamegraphs for Workers and Durable Objects https://noise.getoto.net/2026/10/09/introducing-on-demand-cpu-and-memory-profiling-with-flamegraphs-for-workers-and-durable-objects/ Fri, 09 Oct 2026 13:00:00 +0000 http://noise.getoto.net/?guid=072ab1155ed729aa87fa657a82dd1830 Deno is joining Cloudflare https://noise.getoto.net/2026/10/09/deno-is-joining-cloudflare/ Fri, 09 Oct 2026 12:50:00 +0000 http://noise.getoto.net/?guid=5e83ec8100232d141587b63355eea60d Everything we launched during Birthday Week 2026 https://noise.getoto.net/2026/10/05/everything-we-launched-during-birthday-week-2026/ Mon, 05 Oct 2026 13:00:00 +0000 http://noise.getoto.net/?guid=c5658dd81c8abda61076fdb77120629b Streamline: custom video pipelines with Cloudflare Stream and Workers https://noise.getoto.net/2026/10/02/streamline-custom-video-pipelines-with-cloudflare-stream-and-workers/ Fri, 02 Oct 2026 16:13:45 +0000 http://noise.getoto.net/?guid=87c75887baf8b3ff234be403f07ddb61 Introducing Cloudflare Traces: follow requests through our entire platform https://noise.getoto.net/2026/10/02/introducing-cloudflare-traces-follow-requests-through-our-entire-platform/ Fri, 02 Oct 2026 13:00:00 +0000 http://noise.getoto.net/?guid=0e31062b57d785ae65c661c93a13e18c 8 major updates to Cloudflare Observability https://noise.getoto.net/2026/10/02/8-major-updates-to-cloudflare-observability/ Fri, 02 Oct 2026 13:00:00 +0000 http://noise.getoto.net/?guid=516657b331211f53879bea530aca6a2b We want you to build the next Git platform on Cloudflare https://noise.getoto.net/2026/10/01/we-want-you-to-build-the-next-git-platform-on-cloudflare/ Thu, 01 Oct 2026 13:00:00 +0000 http://noise.getoto.net/?guid=e55030bae7289a2f1fa581b4a3f12a87 Announcing Cloudflare K2: serverless event streams https://noise.getoto.net/2026/10/01/announcing-cloudflare-k2-serverless-event-streams/ Thu, 01 Oct 2026 13:00:00 +0000 http://noise.getoto.net/?guid=cb5dbc30f333188a7f05eea416c3b6e0 Cloudflare OS: your company’s agent workspace, managed for you https://noise.getoto.net/2026/10/01/cloudflare-os-your-companys-agent-workspace-managed-for-you/ Thu, 01 Oct 2026 13:00:00 +0000 http://noise.getoto.net/?guid=a8d312e4e6ec06808e64c3ff3f6acfab Simplifying domains for people and agents https://noise.getoto.net/2026/09/30/simplifying-domains-for-people-and-agents/ Wed, 30 Sep 2026 13:00:00 +0000 http://noise.getoto.net/?guid=f098207eea7a510c4ee1b8c25c5689df Cloudflare Containers, rebuilt to scale agent sandboxes https://noise.getoto.net/2026/09/30/cloudflare-containers-rebuilt-to-scale-agent-sandboxes/ Wed, 30 Sep 2026 12:58:00 +0000 http://noise.getoto.net/?guid=1168ef43dd6332156ea5be21eb045670 The road to the agentic browser: A Kitesurf update https://noise.getoto.net/2026/09/28/the-road-to-the-agentic-browser-a-kitesurf-update/ Mon, 28 Sep 2026 13:00:00 +0000 http://noise.getoto.net/?guid=eab1f061d8132890e57b91771c8f70d3 Introducing Worker Previews: isolated preview environments for every change your agent makes https://noise.getoto.net/2026/09/22/introducing-worker-previews-isolated-preview-environments-for-every-change-your-agent-makes/ Tue, 22 Sep 2026 13:00:00 +0000 http://noise.getoto.net/?guid=57fa983d6405bf341dce7d125633e911 Python Workers are now generally available https://noise.getoto.net/2026/09/21/python-workers-are-now-generally-available/ Mon, 21 Sep 2026 13:00:00 +0000 http://noise.getoto.net/?guid=9cf34684beb4f2c24a982218e42319bb Give every teammate and agent the right level of access to your Workers https://noise.getoto.net/2026/09/15/give-every-teammate-and-agent-the-right-level-of-access-to-your-workers/ Tue, 15 Sep 2026 13:00:00 +0000 http://noise.getoto.net/?guid=38eba2cc9c8de4b7d698d81c1cfe49ed Introducing context-aware vulnerability discovery and remediation with Cloudflare Managed Defense and OpenAI Daybreak models https://noise.getoto.net/2026/09/04/introducing-context-aware-vulnerability-discovery-and-remediation-with-cloudflare-managed-defense-and-openai-daybreak-models/ Thu, 03 Sep 2026 21:03:02 +0000 http://noise.getoto.net/?guid=40d411a02d3cdf58fb24126ce45492ff