Post Syndicated from Lennart Poettering original https://0pointer.net/blog/photos/unique-eyebrows.html

Dear American People,

I guess you’ll find businesses selling unique eyebrow
designs only in god’s own country:

And what does “unique” mean? Do their customers get two
different designs for their two eyebrows? – What a bargain!

Groucho Marx’ greasepaint eyebrows are unique, in a way. Maybe that’s what they are selling?

Confused,
     Lennart (a worried European)